Dear Forum Members and Judging Panel.
This is my entry for my (
current and at time of posting to meet eligibility requirements) Favourite Hilt.
May I present to you The Va-Cuum Cle-Ner (pronounced var-coom, clay-neer).
There is a more detailed review
here if you are interested with discovering more.
Why is it my Favourite?
Let me tell you. Saber Fever is often laughed at, pointed to and ridiculed by outside third parties that are generally non-appreciators of this fascination. We're made fun of, become the butt-of jokes and whilst it can be argued it stems from them not understanding why, we don't have to explain it to them.
Granted it stands-in perfectly as a surrogate during the down-time patiently waiting for delivery of the hopeful next favourite Hilt. By patiently, I actually mean scaling the walls and ceiling of your room/home in any attempts to distract yourself from the fact that only 24 hours have passed and there are still many, many, many more to go.
1. It resembles the much anticipated, highly sought after curved Saber.
2. There is no inbuilt sound or light but in a silent movie, what can you actually hear?
3. To the untrained eye, it's a vacuum cleaner nozzle attachment with a blade plugged in. To the creative mind, tapping into the far reaches and depths of an inner and vivid imagination, it is an awesome (duel worthy) LightSaber.
4. I can shadow duel, actual duel, spin (blade must be taped down with duct-tape) and get up to all kinds of mischief as any other Hilt and most importantly, it is mine.
5. From a distance (refer second image) it looks no different to a more advanced functioning Saber Hilt.
6. I can do any and all with it when trying to act out as my favourite Jedi/Sith/Force sensitive.
7. Dual purpose. When it's not in the assumed form as a Saber Hilt, rather than sitting on a shelf or wall mounted it can make a dirty room into a clean room using
the Force. This is not the Force Push/Repel that many associate with. It is something far more mystic. Like a Force Pull it serves as an ideal
sparring *ahem* cleaning instrument.
8. What other Saber Hilt is on the market or in the possession of that can yield a dual purpose like this?
Thank you for the consideration.