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I'm a dead man. 8 months 2 weeks ago #22310

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I promised my wife.

No more sabers until after we close on the new house.

No. More. Sabers.

But the guy was selling a brand new Warrior tier Bane. And he only wanted $200 for it.

And I'm getting paid $300 from my side job tomorrow.

Maybe she won't notice if I deposit it fast enough. And I hide the box when it gets here.

I'm a dead man.
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I'm a dead man. 8 months 2 weeks ago #22311

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Which one of your preciousesss did you want tucked into the casket? Pretty sure if I did that I'd be beaten senseless with it once it arrived.

Then she'd think about putting the blade in and beat me more senseless, hahaha.

I'd just be upfront and grovel upon your knees in abject misery. Or take her out for supper with the remaining 100 to try to soften the blow :whistle:
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I'm a dead man. 8 months 2 weeks ago #22316

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It is a precarious position you find yourself in my friend, but obviously some part of you considered the risk worthwhile. Let that part speak when you come clean. If nothing else, she will respect your passion as she uses it to knock you senseless. :lol: :P ;) :evil:

And when the dust has settled, you will still have that Bane!
Imagine what you will know tomorrow....
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I'm a dead man. 8 months 2 weeks ago #22317

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Just say you got it for HER...bwahahahahaha.

So thoughtful, right?
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I'm a dead man. 8 months 2 weeks ago #22319

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I'm in the same boat but with my parents.

I have a Venom and a Vengeance ordered and even though I can easily afford it they were pretty clear that he they would not be happy if I bought another one... But I want all the sabers....

I find their lack of support in my desires... Disturbing...
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I'm a dead man. 8 months 2 weeks ago #22320

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But hey, if she kills you, can I have your sabers? :silly:
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I'm a dead man. 8 months 2 weeks ago #22322

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BZArcher wrote:
I promised my wife.

No more sabers until after we close on the new house.

No. More. Sabers.

But the guy was selling a brand new Warrior tier Bane. And he only wanted $200 for it.

And I'm getting paid $300 from my side job tomorrow.

Maybe she won't notice if I deposit it fast enough. And I hide the box when it gets here.

I'm a dead man.

Yep. No doubt about it. You're in trouble. It's "good" trouble though. :)
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
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I'm a dead man. 8 months 2 weeks ago #22324

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bro2044 wrote:
Just say you got it for HER...bwahahahahaha.

So thoughtful, right?

Oh, I have one for her. But she doesn't know it yet. :) Justin hooked me up with a beautiful custom Disciple I'm giving her the night we go to Ep. 7
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I'm a dead man. 8 months 2 weeks ago #22335

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Plot twist, she has an account on here :pinch:
If it aint broke, fix it till it is

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I'm a dead man. 8 months 2 weeks ago #22347

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Immortal Android wrote:
Plot twist, she has an account on here :pinch:

Ah ah ah!!!! That'd be SO fun!

You're in a precarious situation indeed, I would recommend jewels and dinner my friend!
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I'm a dead man. 8 months 2 weeks ago #22360

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Fortunately she does NOT have an account here (yet) AND she said "Well, you're taking it out of your own money, so OK...but the next big thing you buy better be a new couch."

So I can live! And we get a new couch out of the deal!
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I'm a dead man. 8 months 2 weeks ago #22361

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Fortunately she does NOT have an account here (yet) AND she said "Well, you're taking it out of your own money, so OK...but the next big thing you buy better be a new couch."

So I can live! And we get a new couch out of the deal!
As long as the books as balanced by the end of the month my wife is fine with my saber purchases. Sometimes though I'm skirting the razor's edge and have to engage in, ah, creative accounting practices. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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I'm a dead man. 8 months 2 weeks ago #22367

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BZArcher wrote:
Fortunately she does NOT have an account here (yet) AND she said "Well, you're taking it out of your own money, so OK...but the next big thing you buy better be a new couch."

So I can live! And we get a new couch out of the deal!

Glad to hear you will survive to be able to see the new star wars movie! I have been couch shopping before, that can get challenging to choose and pricey!

Coot
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I'm a dead man. 8 months 2 weeks ago #22378

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A wife who has a husband who loves her and his sabers is a very luck lady. That's my humble opinion. :cheer:
"I am the Senate"
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