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TOPIC: Hilarious knock off toys
Hilarious knock off toys 4 months 3 hours ago #46846
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I love really bad knock-off toys, I saw this via geeksaresexy.net and thought I'd share it with you guys:
Full article here: Geeks are sexy.net |
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Hilarious knock off toys 4 months 2 hours ago #46851
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Is it me or is that mr. Miyagi
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The light shall burn away the darkness
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Hilarious knock off toys 4 months 2 hours ago #46852
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Thanks for the laugh Gaelis. I especially liked Demon Donkey and Dino & Martin. Talk about 'surprising' if these were the contents of a Raffle Giveaway!
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Hilarious knock off toys 4 months 2 hours ago #46854
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Dav Yeager wrote:
Is it me or is that mr. Miyagi
Stars Warsiors (sic) seems to be the tale of a bullied moisture farmer who meets a wise old hermit in a swamp (in the suburbs of this desert homeworld). The hermit only communicates through a green puppet and refuses to come out from behind a log. At first the farmer boy thinks he's just being made to wax the strange guy's Landspeeder, but it turns out he's actually learning the ways of the Force. Being two quite short creatures, their natural enemies have combined to create the terrifying "Door Ladder", Imperial Leader of the local Force Dojo and chief bully. Wise hermit puppet guy teaches the Karate Farmer the deadly "Crane Kick" Lightsaber move and Door Ladder is defeated by a simple technique he really should have seen coming. The Imperial Dojo explodes as a result. |
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For I know the plans I have for you, plans to prosper you and not to harm you. Plans to give you hope and a future.
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Hilarious knock off toys 4 months 1 hour ago #46856
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Lol those are hilarious. I wonder if any of those games/consoles actually work?
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Owner of a TPM Obi-Wan Kenobi Force FX lightsaber... Hoping to one day have my own custom ASP saber!
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Hilarious knock off toys 4 months 15 minutes ago #46864
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I think my favorite part is the tagline. "Galaxies are far, far away." It didn't even try, that's just a statement.
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Hilarious knock off toys 3 months 4 weeks ago #46870
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Snakeeyz99 wrote:
I think my favorite part is the tagline. "Galaxies are far, far away." It didn't even try, that's just a statement.
Ha! I didn't even notice that bit! Yes, yes they are. Fun AND educational! |
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For I know the plans I have for you, plans to prosper you and not to harm you. Plans to give you hope and a future.
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Hilarious knock off toys 3 months 4 weeks ago #46872
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Here's some more that circulated a few weeks back.
The best. No idea how they managed to get away with the logo and Maul's face. |
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Hilarious knock off toys 3 months 4 weeks ago #46881
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Gaelis wrote:
Stars Warsiors (sic) seems to be the tale of a bullied moisture farmer who meets a wise old hermit in a swamp (in the suburbs of this desert homeworld). The hermit only communicates through a green puppet and refuses to come out from behind a log.
At first the farmer boy thinks he's just being made to wax the strange guy's Landspeeder, but it turns out he's actually learning the ways of the Force. Being two quite short creatures, their natural enemies have combined to create the terrifying "Door Ladder", Imperial Leader of the local Force Dojo and chief bully. Wise hermit puppet guy teaches the Karate Farmer the deadly "Crane Kick" Lightsaber move and Door Ladder is defeated by a simple technique he really should have seen coming. The Imperial Dojo explodes as a result. LOVE IT! "LOL" TY for bring a good laugh to my down/grey day! |
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"The Night has a thousand eyes, and the Day only one."
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Hilarious knock off toys 3 months 4 weeks ago #46903
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Dav Yeager wrote:
Is it me or is that mr. Miyagi
Mr. Miyoda. 
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There is no dark side, nor a light side. There is only The Force.
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Hilarious knock off toys 3 months 4 weeks ago #46904
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Snakeeyz99 wrote:
Here's some more that circulated a few weeks back.
The best. No idea how they managed to get away with the logo and Maul's face. Dennis. The most terrifying Sith name ever. |
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There is no dark side, nor a light side. There is only The Force.
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Hilarious knock off toys 3 months 4 weeks ago #46907
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Hi all,
Now technically these aren't knock off toys - they are OFFICIAL toys that caused a splash recently! They are kids swimming pool toys, I'll let you decide... The following is an excerpt from the webpage: They were made to be a bit of fun while kids splashed around in the pool. But eagle-eyed parents, who snapped up Target’s Star Wars themed pool toys, have remarked that they look a lot like toys for adults only. Customer Joni Jones commented on Facebook: ‘Are we sure these are children’s toys, Target? Looks a little questionable to me.’ The story appeared on Metro.co.uk. Thought it may raise a chuckle! For Tyeth |
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Hilarious knock off toys 3 months 4 weeks ago #46918
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Sweet For Tyeth! I might actually see if I can get them for my daughter's swimming lessons.
Some people have very grubby minds... |
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Hilarious knock off toys 3 months 4 weeks ago #46973
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I always wanted some Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru figures... Oh wait...
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Hilarious knock off toys 3 months 4 weeks ago #47043
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Revan wrote:
I always wanted some Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru figures... Oh wait...
I've seen these online and was always under the impression they were genuine. I'm undecided which is the worst bit of tat: the knock off toys, or the official figures of characters that had screen time you could count in frames. That creature hanging from Jabba's ceiling for example? Mrs Senator Bail Organa? |
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For I know the plans I have for you, plans to prosper you and not to harm you. Plans to give you hope and a future.
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Hilarious knock off toys 3 months 4 weeks ago #47304
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Revan wrote:
I always wanted some Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru figures... Oh wait... OMG, that's so wrong.
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Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated will you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?
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Hilarious knock off toys 3 months 4 weeks ago #47314
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Might be off topic a little but after seeing For Tyeth post. It reminds of these condom that didn't make it off the assembly line for obvious reason. They each have there own catch line
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Hilarious knock off toys 3 months 4 weeks ago #47332
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Hilarious knock off toys 3 months 4 weeks ago #47343
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Can't help but think that if you brought these out "in the moment" they would actually have a DOUBLE preventative effect. There's no way you're still in the mood after these, surely?
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For I know the plans I have for you, plans to prosper you and not to harm you. Plans to give you hope and a future.
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Hilarious knock off toys 3 months 3 weeks ago #47429
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Vyk wrote:
Revan wrote:
I always wanted some Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru figures... Oh wait... OMG, that's so wrong.
The person who had this idea sure is going to hell, but honestly I'd like to be his neighbor there. I mean, I could use a good laugh while burning for eternity! |
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"Honor is a fool's price. Honor is of no use to the dead."
- Custom SaberForge Monarch - Vader's Vault REV-N Elite + Graflex - Korbanth Kylo Ren |
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